“Mission Impossible — Fallout”: Got adrenaline? (FILM REVIEW)

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE — FALLOUT: Stars Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg, Ving Rhames, Alec Baldwin, Henry Cavill, Rebecca Ferguson, and Angela Bassett; written and directed by Christopher McQuarrie; 147 minutes; Rated PG-13. Critic’s rating: B+

What does “Mission Impossible — Fallout,” which handily scores a slamdunk as the most riveting, most highly adrenalized action film of the summer, have in common with slasher movies and chopsocky fare?

It’s the relentless, sometimes breathtaking, sweeps-you-away-despite-the-sheer-preposterousness action, stupid.

Just as the aforementioned genres are all about cruel, bloody murders, and ferocious kung fu battles, respectively, alternating with in-between content that often amounts to soggy filler, the new “MI” and the most accomplished of its ilk are all about artfully staged combat — frequently hand-to-hand — and thrilling chases, this time via cars, motorcycles, and helicopters.

And about that exposition, which, you know, just slows things down, but nevertheless is delivered with absolutely straight faces by a roomful of gifted actors: Does the identity of the villain really matter, not to mention what, exactly, he or she plans to do to the world if not foiled by our intrepid hero?

The sixth installment in the “MI” series, a franchise that, unbelievably, dates back 22 years, again stars the world’s most famous Scientologist, the age-defying Tom Cruise, now 56 but 33 in body-specimen years, as unstoppable IMF (Impossible Mission Force) agent Ethan Hunt.

Expertly furrowing his eyebrows to better telegraph his seriousness, at the film’s start, in some dark lair in Berlin, Hunt takes in a snappy video presentation delivered via an electronic device disguised inside a copy of Homer’s “Odyssey.”

Get it? This way lies a long, treacherous journey, to be marked by many dangers, temptations, and hair-raising escapes. Then, just as we expected, the capper: “This message will self-destruct” is accompanied by a poof of smoke, in a nerdy but lovable bit that dates back to the ’60s/’70s TV show. Now you see it, now you don’t.

Of course, the old series never aspired to the technical brilliance of the new movies, the last two of which have been directed by Christopher McQuarrie. In those terms, this one’s an absolute stunner, an adrenaline-fueled marvel of perpetual motion and brilliantly directed set pieces. In some respects, it makes James Bond movies seem altogether laidback by comparison.

(If the title of the new “MI” reminds you of “Skyfall,” the 2012 Bond film that was also one of the best in that action series, you’re not alone).

Sure, 007 makes loads of hair-raising escapes, tossing out clever throwaway lines and bagging the babes along the way. But MI’s Hunt runs, runs, runs, leaps, falls, and runs some more, like the Energizer Bunny of superspies, and he does so with nearly as much style and grace as 007. Bonus: Ethan’s supporting pals and bosses — including funny guy Benji (Simon Pegg), lovable and loyal hulk Luther (Ving Rhames), and superiors Alan Hunley (Alec Baldwin) and Erica Sloan (Angela Bassett) — are, honestly, a lot more excitable and more fun than Bond’s stuffy stiff-upper-lip crew.

This time, saving the world entails a mission, should Hunt accept it, involving retrieving three missing plutonium cores from a group of anarchists known as the Apostles. The designated baddies include an international criminal named John Lark and hirsute villain Solomon Lane (Sean Harris), back on duty from the last installment, “Rogue Nation,” also directed by McQuarrie and clearly superior to the earlier “MI” movies.

Femmes, potentially also fatales, are here, too, courtesy of Brit agent Ilsa Faust (Rebecca Ferguson), possessed of mad motorcycle and sniping skills, and a mysterious negotiator/flirt named the White Widow (Vanessa Kirby).

Spicing up the mix are hard-bodied CIA straight arrow August Walker (Henry Cavill), a frenemy to Hunt who may or may not be on Team Western Civilization, and, oddly, Ethan’s ex-wife Julia (Michelle Monaghan), last seen in the series’ 2011 entry, “Ghost Protocol.”

Yes, there will be masks, a high body count, explosions, a ticking bomb, a race against a deadline — 72 hours — and travelogue-worthy mad dashes through Paris (cue the Arc de Triomphe and the catacombs), London (cue the Tate Modern museum and the Thames), and Kashmir. And Wolf Blitzer.

But mostly, the latest, longest — at 2 1/2 hours — and maybe greatest “MI” are those carefully constructed, elaborately arranged, elongated action sequences, including an endless bout of mostly flesh-on-flesh male brawling in an all-white bathroom inside the cavernous Grand Palais, made over as a pulsating nightclub and, even more astonishing, a cat-and-mouse helicopter chase in the Himalayas that concludes with literal cliff hanging.

I’m getting winded just thinking about it all. But, as characters utter more than once in the film, they’ll “figure it out” before everything is said and done. And the getting there will keep us glued to the screen until the credits roll.




New DVD Releases (8/9): Your Highness, Super, Mars Needs Moms, Paul

Your Highness (2011) — A clumsy, clueless wannabe knight (Danny McBride) helps his heroic, handsome older brother (James Franco) rescue a dimwitted princess (Zooey Deschanel) from an evil wizard (Justin Theroux). A pretty swordfighting ace (Natalie Portman) helps. Stupid, aggressively unfunny, nasty, clumsily plotted, and a colossal waste of talent, this stoner medieval tale is 2011’s worst movie, so far. Whatever happened to David Gordon Green, the director of such Southern-tinted minor masterpieces as Undertow and George Washington? R; 102 minutes. Grade: D- (Also on Blu-ray)

Super (2010) — A lonely short-order cook (Rainn Wilson) loses his recovering addict wife (Liv Tyler) to a local druglord (Kevin Bacon) and reacts like anyone else would: He has a supernatural encounter with The Holy Avenger (Nathan Fillion), cobbles together a homemade superhero costume, uses a wrench to beat the snot out of bad guys, including those who merely butt in line, and along the way picks up an excitable motormouth sidekick (Ellen Page). Somewhat reminiscent of Kick-Ass, Super is an excessively violent, darkly comic, deeply bizarre tale from one-time Troma Entertainment director James Gunn. It’s all a bit too surreal to be as subversive as it wants to be. R; 96 minutes. Grade: C+ (Also on Blu-ray)

Mars Needs Moms (2011) — The motion capture animation is impressive, as are voice performances by the likes of Joan Cusack and Dan Fogler, but the simple story, based on a book by Berkeley Breathed and directed by Simon Wells (The Prince of Egypt) is really stretched thin. The visuals, and some of the dialogue, make references to the psychedelic ’60s, and, oddly enough, the male Martians are fun-loving, sensitive party dudes, while the majority of the female Martians are mean-spirited automatons. And the bigwig Martian could be E.T.’s really mean grandma. Grade: C (Also on Blu-ray)

Paul (2011) — Sci-fi geeks played by regular collaborators Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, on a road trip to Comic-Con, encounter a nasty, dope-smoking slacker alien (voiced by Seth Rogen). Directed by Greg Mottola (Superbad), the stoner comedy also features Kristen Wiig and Jason Bateman. (Also on Blu-ray)

Also available: Sentimental urban comic drama Jumping the Broom (2011), Mafia comedy The Last Godfather (2010), with Harvey Keitel.

Blu-ray debuts: If… (1969), Brit director Lindsay Anderson’s classic youth-rebellion drama starring Malcolm McDowell; high-school comedy gems Dazed and Confused (1993), set in 1976, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982); and documentary-style The Battle of Algiers (1965).